2005-02-11 [Sex Kitty]: You don;t have to worry about that here at EP. As long as you don;t post pics of porn in your house you can link to whatever you like.

2005-02-12 [Kitty Von English]: Really? Good. I just dont' want to get in trouble for playing mock prostitution. YAY! I'll add u soon Kitty. I just need to know what you want ur name to be.

2005-02-13 [Kitty Von English]: The Upstaris is getting all fancied up. Curtians, nice soft beds... pillows. Oh and girls. :P

2005-02-13 [Kitty Von English]: Soon My Lady Jade shall have her stuff up and Ur Madam,s he's got her stuff up too... :) YAY For teh upstairs I wish we could do like curtians or somethign aroudn it. But hey that's asking for tooo mcuh.

2005-02-15 [Kitty Von English]: I have two more girls coming.. U sex kitty and Gwen gwen! YAY

2005-02-15 [Sex Kitty]: yay

2005-02-16 [Kitty Von English]: YAY! I just need some info from ya Sex Kitty and I can get u upstairs with the rest of the girls... girl... girls...

2005-02-16 [ShadowSong]: Sex Kitty and Gwen_Gwen both need to come see me for their interviews... IMMEDIATLY...... *looking very Bouncer-ish*

2005-02-17 [Sex Kitty]: so is there a wiki I shoudl go to?

2005-02-17 [I dont go here anymore]: im feeling very upset i really wanna join but....... im too young but vix is my mother so would it be ok for me to join with her permission?!?!

2005-02-18 [Kitty Von English]: No Wiki to contact Shaow, merely message him, perhspa he can leave his questions in your guestbook. thank you.

2005-02-18 [Kitty Von English]: I don't want u to be upset, but I don't want anyone that young being a girl here. 1 reason only, not because u don't understand, but because I would get in trouble, and there are laws... Laws I'm afraid. LOL

2005-02-18 [Kitty Von English]: Age does play a factor in everythign I'm afraid. I can't bloody well rent a car.... u can't drink or drive a car... so.. sorry.

2005-02-18 [I dont go here anymore]: i can drink im just not allowed lol!! its ok i understand

2005-02-18 [Kitty Von English]: Awe thank you for understanding!! ANd yes I guess u 'CAN" but it is frowned upon. LOL

2005-02-18 [Kitty Von English]: I am still setting up the few girls I've gathered. It's not easy! Geepers.

2005-02-18 [I dont go here anymore]: aww well if there is anything i can do dont wait to ask

2005-02-18 [Kitty Vix 000]: no! your to young! ask your father. lol

2005-02-19 [I dont go here anymore]: lol, grh thanks 4 the support

2005-02-19 [Kitty Von English]: No problem,w hen your older. :) :)

2005-02-19 [I dont go here anymore]: yay!!!

2005-02-19 [bootboy]: mock prostitution can be fun

2005-02-19 [bootboy]: and cheaper then the real thing

2005-02-20 [Kitty Von English]: Haha ur right it is cheaper... techincally it's free! LOL

2005-02-20 [Razberri]: This is cool how do you join??

2005-02-20 [Kitty Von English]: You think? If you want to be a girl you'll just need to be interviewed by my bouncer.

2005-02-20 [Razberri]: Alrighty then.

2005-02-20 [Razberri]: Which one?

2005-02-21 [Kitty Von English]: Shadowsong

2005-02-21 [Razberri]: k. Do I pm them or not?

2005-02-21 [Kitty Von English]: yes, just say u'd like an interview to join Madam Bambi's bordello. :)

2005-02-21 [Razberri]: Okay thankyou

2005-02-21 [Kitty Von English]: ur welcome

2005-02-23 [bootboy]: so whats going on then everyone?

2005-02-24 [Kitty Von English]: Not a whole lot, I've been rounding up girls... the Upstaris is getting furnished... I just need the word spread around for everyone to visit. I have a new picture of a girl up in the photos. She's awesome, a porn star, she's really nice. People should visit her site. I mean it!!!

2005-02-24 [Gecko Graves]: vix is my VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BEST FRIEND! :d soooo pround of you babes! lol, we get married soon and your working here! *shrugs & sighs* aaaahh, married life

2005-02-24 [Gecko Graves]: awwww dita and manson wed soon, awwwww

2005-02-25 [Kitty Von English]: I know isn't that so cute. Their wedding is going to be awesome and thier children.. hopefully take after her looks. :) Vix is a great girl and I'm glad to have hired her. *blows kisses and saunters off*

2005-02-25 [bootboy]: so when does the fun start?

2005-02-26 [x_Die.Romantic.]: hello can i be part of the fun

2005-02-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: yay ppl like me!

2005-02-26 [bootboy]: are there any arranged events here, bambi?

2005-02-26 [Kitty Von English]: I'll see if you can Mrobid Chole.. one moment and Boot boy.. I dunno if there is gonig to be. My Bordello is just getting set up so... I dunno. I need ideas. Ur a bouncer, help a Madam out!

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: wet t-shirt contest?

2005-02-27 [ShadowSong]: hmmm... very nice idea... girls from all over EP could send pics of them in white teeshirt....

2005-02-27 [ShadowSong]: I like that idea...

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: thanks ..um..boss?  say when do i get paid??

2005-02-27 [ShadowSong]: that's a good Q.... Mistress?

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: can i have free drinks?

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: how would you encorporate, games like spin the bottle and minute in the closet, into a cyberscape like this?

2005-02-27 [ShadowSong]: we'll have to think about that.... you're getting too far ahead dude.... this wiki is still a baby... we haven't even got enough girls yet....

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: HAHAHA You cant have ENOUGH GIRL!

2005-02-27 [Kitty Von English]: You can have free drinks... *looks around* Serving Wench! Where are you!! damn me, I didn't hire one yet... whoops.

2005-02-27 [Kitty Von English]: And Boot is right. never enough girls.... *stomps off*

2005-02-27 [bootboy]: lol i love you man

2005-02-27 [Kitty Vix 000]: well, im afriad my split personallities dont count.

2005-02-27 [Kitty Von English]: You love me? I bet you do... I am to be loved.

2005-02-27 [Kitty Von English]: I've hired a cigarette/cocktail waitress... she's going to do some stuff in the bordello for me and serve drinks... The Madam is glad!

2005-02-27 [fetishfaerie]: *does a little curtsy* I'll be sprucing up the place a bit - guess I'm a Jill-of-all-trades. *winks*

2005-02-28 [Kitty Von English]: a jill of all trades u are!

2005-02-28 [bootboy]: THE bouncer is glad as well. More drinks means more good

2005-02-28 [x_Die.Romantic.]: hi....lol

2005-02-28 [Kitty Von English]: Hey Morbid Chole... my interviewer/bouncer is trying to get ahold of you so we can hook you up. It'd be awesome if you joined our establishment. *peers around* Now where is that man!

2005-02-28 [ShadowSong]: already doin it sweety

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: hello

2005-02-28 [Kitty Vix 000]: drinks?! where?!

2005-02-28 [x_Die.Romantic.]: *looks around sheepishly*

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: hi morbid chloe, dont be scared, most of them dont bite.

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: i do i do

2005-03-02 [ShadowSong]: *look skepticaly at Vix*... what are you talking about? we ALL bite....

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: true!!!

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol. i dont, how dare you sugest that........*hides*

2005-03-02 [ShadowSong]: oh yeah... *points to a large bruise on my neck*... then what's that frow sweety?

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: we bite each other vix or was that me just being to ruff lol!!!

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: it wasnt me......it was.....joolz, yeah joolz, blame him. (coz he cant defand himself...) (aww i love him)

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: lol i love you!! i bit sum1 else n made em bleed i really am your daughter

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol, i havent made anyone bleed recently.......i think, id have to ask joolz, no im sure i didnt make him bleed. hum, but yes you are my daughter.

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: i am very glad to be xxx

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol, taa.

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: no problem at all

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: *walks in with blood dripping from mouth crying...*

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: awww, *hug*, im not after the blood honest. whats up?

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: a boy at skool hit me......when i refused to have sex with him.....hes ugly and rele nasty.....*hangs head*

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: bugger!!!

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: *goes and washes face and re-does gothic makeup*

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: well done

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: fuck, sorry about the language, i hope you hit him back harder, see shadowsong, this is what your ment to stop!!!

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: well i didn't have time before my mate did it for me.....

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: good if i was there he would be dead right vix

2005-03-02 [Kitty Vix 000]: well, at least someone hit him

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: hes a twat.....he raped my bessie mate......

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: serious?!? bugger me

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: yep

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: fook!

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: stabbed her ten times in the leg.....*shudders*.....at least she survived.....

2005-03-02 [I dont go here anymore]: yeh did he go jail

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: no.........unfortunately there wasn't enough evidence......

2005-03-02 [bootboy]: awww thats ass.

2005-03-02 [bootboy]: next time you see him hoof in the nootz

2005-03-02 [bootboy]: Oi oi This friday i turn a quarter century old, and im all bummed cause i cant think of anything really memorable to do, to mark such a big date. Anyone have anyideas??

2005-03-02 [Kitty Von English]: Go get really drunk and have fun. Just tell everyone it's your birthday and stuff..

2005-03-02 [Kitty Von English]: I'ms orry about what happened to you Morbid... men like that should be put in jail. Hopefully he'll get caught soon. It's harder to catch em when they are younger... damn it.

2005-03-02 [x_Die.Romantic.]: *huggles bambi* im drunk.....

2005-03-02 [bootboy]: i dont drink:P

2005-03-03 [bootboy]: "oi drinks girl, !"

2005-03-03 [x_Die.Romantic.]: lol

2005-03-04 [Sex Kitty]: jackass should be castrated

2005-03-04 [Kitty Von English]: YAY drinks.. *madam grabs a cocktail* I do love my cock... tails...

2005-03-04 [Kitty Von English]: And what do you mean Boot you don't drink? What kind of man are you!? *turns and huggles morbid*

2005-03-04 [Sex Kitty]: One who can keep it up sounds like to me. TOo much alchahol in the system empares a man's preformance

2005-03-04 [Kitty Von English]: LOL... It does? Well if your both drunk it doesn't really matter... You won't remember. Ahhhh

2005-03-04 [Sex Kitty]: I prefer both parties to be sober

2005-03-04 [Kitty Von English]: Well it is a preference but sometimes it doesnt' always work out that way.

2005-03-04 [bootboy]: ya i quit drinking , alcohol gets me arrested too often haha

2005-03-04 [bootboy]: interesting devopment

2005-03-04 [Sex Kitty]: Lol. Well I have less than 11 days till I;m 21 so I've yet to actualy get soused

2005-03-04 [x_Die.Romantic.]: wheeee

2005-03-05 [Kitty Von English]: *blinks* Soused? The legal age here is 18... and most kids start drinking at 13... I was a good girl. I was drinking like a fish by 19... :P

2005-03-05 [fetishfaerie]: I drink less now that I'm 21; my parents had no problem offering me alcohol these past few years, so it wasn't difficult to come by. 

2005-03-05 [x_Die.Romantic.]: oooo

2005-03-05 [bootboy]: its 19 in ontario.

2005-03-06 [x_Die.Romantic.]: lol

2005-03-06 [Sex Kitty]: My perents are like that. A glass of wine here and there and we're happy. But I want to be able to go somewhere and order a martini if I want to

2005-03-06 [bootboy]: Holy crap!! SO MUCH PARTYING LAST NIGHT...i feel loved . awww

2005-03-07 [Kitty Vix 000]: party! yay i was parting all weekend!

2005-03-07 [x_Die.Romantic.]: awwwwww

2005-03-07 [bootboy]: thats cool. So when does the bordello open.?

2005-03-07 [Kitty Vix 000]: party party party

2005-03-07 [bootboy]: wheres the drinks girl...sheesh im thirsty.

2005-03-07 [bootboy]: *turns on Detroit rock city by kiss* when lets liven this joint up bambi you care to dance?

2005-03-07 [fetishfaerie]: *approaches BootBoy with expectant look* .. what would you like, then? 

2005-03-08 [x_Die.Romantic.]: ITS MY BIRTHDAY

2005-03-08 [Kitty Vix 000]: happy birthday..

2005-03-08 [x_Die.Romantic.]: lol

2005-03-08 [fetishfaerie]: Happy Birthday! .. would you like a complimentary birthday drink? *wink*

2005-03-08 [Kitty Von English]: Happy birthday Chole!

2005-03-08 [Kitty Von English]: The Madam would love to dance with you Bootboy...

2005-03-09 [x_Die.Romantic.]: oooo yes plzzzz

2005-03-09 [bootboy]: oh drinks awsome. I'll have a large glass of milk please

2005-03-09 [bootboy]: *dances with bambiLee*

2005-03-09 [fetishfaerie]: *offers BootBoy a tall beer glass filled with cold milk*

2005-03-09 [bootboy]: ohh thank YOU...takes it.

2005-03-10 [Sex Kitty]: *SIts in the corner sipping her own milk. She swishes her tale as she watches*

2005-03-10 [bootboy]: man, i ate a half beef heart. So full mmm cow.

2005-03-12 [Kitty Von English]: I love cow...but I'm canadian our cows are our livilhood... that and whoring aparently.

2005-03-12 [Kitty Von English]: Is everyone enjoying the bordello? Have you read up on all the information I scraped together? There is going to be a test on this you know...

2005-03-12 [bootboy]: hahaha no i havent read anything ?

2005-03-12 [bootboy]: Usually , at least in toronto. If you want a "massage" and are wondering on what "massage parlor" to visit. An easy way to tell is, to look for a chinese massage parlor, that has oranges in the window. Man i found out the hardway. "whoaho, this is interesting.."

2005-03-12 [bootboy]: Yup, rub'n'tugs rock.

2005-03-12 [fetishfaerie]: I'm actually training to become a certified massage therapist; it's really frustrating for people to joke about that when I tell them. Generally, that means they'll never get a massage from me. ;) 

2005-03-12 [Sex Kitty]: cow . . . canada . . . bouvine spongeform . . . no thanks. I'll keep USDA beef

2005-03-12 [bootboy]: hahahaha, no i understand that there are proper massage parlors, and trainned massage therapists. however we werent saying anything, to the effect of all massage parlors being rub'n'tugs, mearly that they exit and are fun places to visit

2005-03-12 [bootboy]: alberta beef RULES!!

2005-03-13 [Kitty Von English]: YES IT DOES! The Madam says everyone eat Alberta Beef

2005-03-13 [bootboy]: Infact im so perterbed by you insinuating that I beleived that all amssasge therapists were whores, you have to give me a free massage

2005-03-13 [bootboy]: all rub, no tug!

2005-03-13 [Kitty Von English]: LOL They aren't boot boy? Nah I just kidding, but you get paid exttra for it right?

2005-03-13 [bootboy]: i dunno

2005-03-13 [x_Die.Romantic.]: mm......

2005-03-13 [Kitty Von English]: mmmmmmmm

2005-03-14 [fetishfaerie]: I never implied that I thought you or anyone else were calling all massage therapists whores, I was just adding to conversation. ;) 

2005-03-14 [Killing_Angie.]: Hey, can I join?

2005-03-14 [Kitty Vix 000]: madam, may i say you look absolutly amazing in that photo.

2005-03-14 [x_Die.Romantic.]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2005-03-14 [Kitty Von English]: Why thank you!!! I'll go check out your profile lilttle black panther and see. Awe I love me girls. *huggles Vix and Chole*

2005-03-15 [bootboy]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMM!

2005-03-15 [Kitty Vix 000]: purrrrrrrrrrr

2005-03-16 [bootboy]: ok wtf is going on, there something in the air, or water???

2005-03-16 [Kitty Vix 000]: nope. its the vodka!

2005-03-16 [Kitty Von English]: *gasps* Who's serving vodka? Why didn't I get any?

2005-03-16 [Kitty Vix 000]: *cough* i was only joking. *staggers away*

2005-03-16 [bootboy]: I love this plaaaace!

2005-03-16 [Kitty Von English]: YAY it's aesome

2005-03-18 [bootboy]: YAY! i got, eight of my 10 finall commuinity service hours accomplished WOOHO!! no 2 year mandatory encarseration for me!! Ladies, you may hug me

2005-03-18 [x_Die.Romantic.]: mmmm...i saw such gorgeous bloke today......*drool*

2005-03-19 [Kitty Von English]: HAHA... *huggles her boot boy* Yay no Jail for you! I sure do like a man outta jail. *wink wink*

2005-03-19 [bootboy]: mmmm i like men out of jail to. especially me,

2005-03-19 [bootboy]: *enjoys the hugging* mwahaha

2005-03-20 [Kitty Von English]: haha the best kinda man hey? *wink wink*

2005-03-22 [Kitty Vix 000]: *hug*

2005-03-23 [x_Die.Romantic.]: sry im a major bi

2005-03-24 [Kitty Von English]: that's fine if you are, Flames.

2005-03-24 [Kitty Von English]: Now where is that cocktail girl! I need you to make me up some Bordello Link things for people to put inthere houses, because once those are made and nobody has one in thier house... there will be hell to pay!

2005-03-24 [fetishfaerie]: *bounces into the room and sings* Here I am! ... been doin' a bit of spring-cleaning all week. :) Do you mean some pretty banners? I can make those! .. still have to finish dusting off and putting together those curtains, too... *is making a list*

2005-03-24 [Kitty Von English]: Oooh spring cleaning. I should spring clean this place up. HAHA what am I saying it's a whore house!

2005-03-24 [Kitty Von English]: And I appreciate all your doing my lil' cocktail girl. *huggles you* YAY!

2005-03-25 [Sex Kitty]: Has anone else been denied ascess to show us your dick???

2005-03-25 [Killing_Angie.]: I have

2005-03-25 [I dont go here anymore]: i have

2005-03-26 [Sex Kitty]: it sucks

2005-03-26 [x_Die.Romantic.]: i have but im 18 now.....

2005-03-26 [fetishfaerie]: Bambi-darling, what size banners would you like me to create? And would you like images of the girls in them?

2005-03-27 [Kitty Von English]: uh, no no image of the girls, just something cool. :)

2005-03-27 [Kitty Von English]: Denied access to Show us your dick? how rude...

2005-03-27 [ShadowSong]: they are restricted access wikis now... you have to ask the bosses to get on the list

2005-03-27 [Kitty Von English]: Oh really? that's cool. keeps lil' ones from seeing disturbing content

2005-03-28 [Sex Kitty]: well how do I get back in then?

2005-03-28 [ShadowSong]: send a message to thw wiki owner.. and ask him

2005-03-29 [Sex Kitty]: who is the wiki owner???

2005-03-29 [bootboy]: IM BACK FROM QUEBEC!! WOO!!